On sale
JANUARY FRIDAY THE 13th MACHETE DROP (Pre-Order)
$35.00
Need some protection on those dark walk homes in downtown Portland?
Maybe a new steak knife to use with your best friends?
Or maybe a relentless stalker that needs a message sent?
Well......we got you covered!
THERE ARE LIMITED AND THIS DROP WILL SELL OUT QUICKLY!
THESE MACHETES ARE A PARODY AND NOVELTY ITEM.
THEY ARE NOT TO BE USED FOR ANY SERIOUS LABOR/WORK.
THEY ARE NOT TO BE USED FOR ANY VIOLENT PURPOSES WHATSOEVER.
